nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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