i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
