Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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