what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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