Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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