Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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