Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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