I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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