I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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