Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
sex in a hospital.. check
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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