its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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