If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I love you.
Bad choice
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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