she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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