Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
