OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What a fucking waste of an outfit
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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