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Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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