Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Can I color on your dick again?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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