I want to stick my p in your. b.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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