I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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