Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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