guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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