their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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