belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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