seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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