VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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