Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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