I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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