there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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