I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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