party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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