People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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