Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
