i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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