just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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