Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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