I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
