I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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