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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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