Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I just blew my weed a kiss
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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