So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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