She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
