when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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