If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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