Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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