frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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