I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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