New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
