i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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