i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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