Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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